Two persons walked into a bar. One had voted; the other hadn't. That could be the start of a joke, only it wouldn't be funny.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, ensure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Are you one of the "People of the United States"?