Here's an excerpt from a review of a Dortmunder-style lager I noticed on a beer blog:
The body is smooth, a little thin up front before getting bigger. <...> It has a really nice balance, and more then [sic] enough body. The body was a bit thick in the middle
Smooth, a little thin, more than enough, and a bit thick? I pay little attention to the ruck of beer reviews. I can't understand them.