From blogger Ron Pattinson comes this delicious observation upon discovering an I.L.L. (International Light Lager) Stella Artois being served in a pub in České Budějovice, home city to hoppy Czech lager Budvar Budweis (the Germanic spelling):
What sort of mental deficient would drink the Stella? No, don't answer that question, I already know the answer. A young trendy with neither a sense of history nor tastebuds.
Budvar is sold in the US as Czechvar.